Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
as a side note pls kill me
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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