now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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