I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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