that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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