we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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