And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
