Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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