I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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