found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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