that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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