I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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