Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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