GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize