I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Found your dick twin last night
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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