I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
is wine microwaveable?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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