So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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