Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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