i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
