Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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