Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I could make wine with my vomit
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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