hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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