the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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