DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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