Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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