It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
should my penis look like a turkey
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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