4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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