woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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