i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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