...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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