my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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