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(248): View more from Michigan

The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.

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(740): View more from Ohio

So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?

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(415): View more from California

sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'

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(707): View more from California

We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.

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(254): View more from Texas

I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls

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(585): View more from New York

I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'

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