So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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