another moral hangover. fuck.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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