the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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