If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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