i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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