she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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