Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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