Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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