just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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