Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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