the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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