Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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