He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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