i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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