i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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