Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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