I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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