How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my vag is so smooth its legendary
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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