Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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