What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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