Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
There r osticjed everywhere
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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