Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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