My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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