i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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