My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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