i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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