You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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